The children of Francis and Walter Hamster who were named Tina and Herbie were still alive. Tina was a small retarded hamster, but she was the most endearing hamster. She liked to sit on shoulders, and she would climb up the space in between the dresser and wall and fall down over and over, which … Continue reading Meet the Hamsters
The boyfriend was Black Irish
John Brady was a boyfriend of Burroughs who lived with him in 1972. He had a drinking problem. When Burroughs moved to New York he basically abandoned Johnny as he was called. Burroughs wanted Brady to move to New York with him and become a police officer and self-supporting. But, Brady did not come for … Continue reading The boyfriend was Black Irish
Woodleaf shoots Apple
Woodleaf shoots an Apple 3/15/2017 Woodleaf shoots Apple off his wife's head, not his real wife Ann, but his imaginary wife he created, and then uploaded to Wikipedia. I knew he was waiting for the right time to upload her to Wikipedia. Woodleaf thinks he can do anything Burroughs did, and if he does … Continue reading Woodleaf shoots Apple
The Perfect Suicide Machine
David Woodleaf was so disappointed that when he traveled to Castle Fluffy Clouds. All the prisoners had committed suicide. He threw the dead bodies into the castle moat, where they were were eaten by the piranha fish. No bodies means no case against him, no crime has occurred. (The nerve of the Amazon reviewer who … Continue reading The Perfect Suicide Machine
Door to Door
Woodleaf goes Door to Door Doorbell Rings Old Lady answers door Woodleaf: Hello, I was wondering if you happened to be from Nueva Germania by any chance? Woodleaf: You’re are not? I am sorry to hear that. I was wondering if you would be willing to say you’re from Nueva Germania, and that you knew … Continue reading Door to Door
Trauma at Castle Fluffy Clouds
Woodleaf: Imagine my horror when I noticed the Goggle has blocked Castle Fluffy Clouds from appearing. Could it be due to that photoshopped photo of the funny little man with the fruit sticker, whom I am so obsessed with? (I always end my sentences with prepositions.) Debra Tate is obsessed with Leslie Van Houten, even … Continue reading Trauma at Castle Fluffy Clouds
More Bears
Rehearsal on the glass enclosed sun porch in San Diego Jungle Book Land Song Woodleaf: Cue the dancing bears Walking through forests of palm tree apartments. Scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents. We came to the Jungle Book Land to get away from the Four Fruits But as it turned out … Continue reading More Bears
Sun Porch
Woodleaf Here: If I had married the Aryan Heiress, what would my life be like now? No one really knows. If I had not made that incredibly bad decision in the hardware store, what could of my life been like? First of all, she does not want to called Aryan Heiress, so I am going … Continue reading Sun Porch
The Clawed Foot
The clawed foot of a dinosaur or a bird was black. One of the nails ripped open the black fabric and created the black hole. The black hole was endless and unfillable. But, in Macy’s Dream there was still hope. David Bowie was still alive, and he was planning a concert in San Francisco. This … Continue reading The Clawed Foot
Fish and Wildlife
And so you see Cracky, when I uploaded “My Story” about G (as in Gee, you have a really big head) and I uploaded a video of her large, fat, square-shaped head on my website at Planet Juniper, (I had tricked a bunch of senile old people into allow me to use their name so … Continue reading Fish and Wildlife
