Chp. 17 Woodleaf thinks about what his life would be like married to Ann and living in San Diego.
Chp. 16 Woodleaf looks back on a story he wrote called a Cheesy Woody Allen. Planet Juniper rebels against Woodleaf by changing mail boxes.
Chp. 15 Woodleaf discusses Nueva Germania with Cracky.
Chp. 14 Woodleaf has a conversation with Cracky the Parrot. Woodleaf surreptitiously asks for writing advice.
Chp. 13 A short poem about Woodleaf's friendship with his pet parrot Cracky.
Chp. 12 Woodleaf plans a hypothetical Charles Manson Tour of places in which the killings took place if they are still around.
Chp. 11 Castle Fluffy Clouds issues a quarterly newsletter one of each season of the year.
Chp. 10 A hostile reporter interviews Woodleaf and discovers why Woodleaf hoards people.
Chp. 9 Dr. Evil arrives home with a pet chicken to give his wife Buffy. He encounters an accidental death.
Chp. 8 Buffy goes to the mall and find that the mirror is speaking to her.
Chp. 7 Bee Girl reflects on her past mistakes while in prison.
Chp. 6 Bee Girl is arrested in her home. Chess Master faces danger at the De Young Museum.
Chp. 5 Chess Master meets and falls in love with Bee Girl aka The Queen of Public Access TV.
Chp. 4 Dr. Evil worries his wife Buffy is having an affair.
Chp. 3 Macy and Woodleaf take a boat ride and then head for the desert on a road trip.
Chp. 2 Chess Master takes a trip to New York City to see an Art Installation called The Gates.
Chp. 1 The story begins. We learn of Janet, a housewife and writer who dreams of a glamorous life.