Woodleaf wants to order dozens of pairs of white socks online, but settles for drawing salt vampires.
Category: Fictional Stories
Remote Land for Sale
The weather has been very cold lately so I wanted to revisit this winter time posting.
The Four Seasons Newsletter
The Fall Edition of the Four Seasons Newsletter similar the Shouts and Murmurs as seen weekly in The New Yorker.
Time Machine
Woodleaf travels to 1967
Infinite Trolling
Woodleaf explains his theory of infinite trolling. Federal Agents come looking for Sunny Woodleaf.
Woodleaf’s Voice Mail Boxes
A humorous look at Woodleaf's voice mail system.
The Apple Watch
Dr. Evil buys Apple Watches.
Begonias
The Girl Reporter interviews Woodleaf about his begonias
Halloween Trick or Treat
Woodleaf and Ann celebrate Halloween at home.
Satan Wins Big at Video Poker
Satan looks back on his past and current servant demons.
Buffy is Sorry
Buffy is sorry she allowed a woman like Veronica Dare into the Castle.
People Born in 1947 List
Woodleaf likes people born 1947 which is why he wants to go back to 1967 and meet them when they were young.
The Strawberry Field
Woodleaf wants to hold the Manson Concert in a Strawberry Field near Ukiah California.
Castle Fluffy Clouds
The origin of Castle Fluffy Clouds is explained. How Woodleaf gained control of Castle Fluffy Clouds.
Chess Master visits Bee Girl
Chess Master decides to hire a new lawyer to launch an appeal for Bee Girl
Shipwrecked
Macy and Friends are shipwrecked on an island.
The Fruit Hat Concert
Chess Master attends a concert, and gets arrested for murder
The QE2
Macy and Friends go on a Ocean Cruise.
Buffy and the Eels
Buffy's plot for revenge involves eels.
The Story Of Agent M
The Story of Agent M and how she used to work for a spy agency.
The Manson Concert
Woodleaf wants to get Charles Manson to perform at Summer of Love 50th anniversary concert.
Meet the Hamsters
Macy dreams her childhood pets have come back to life.
Veronica Dare
Woodleaf explains his brief marriage to Veronica Dare. Cracky wants to write a book.
Sun Porch
Woodleaf thinks about what his life would be like married to Ann and living in San Diego.
Why is the Parrot named Cracky
This story introduces Woodleaf's pet parrot named Cracky. Woodleaf goes Door to Door to find support for his Mengele Project.
Manson Tourism
Woodleaf plans a hypothetical Charles Manson Tour of places in which the killings took place if they are still around.
The Four Fruits
Woodleaf explains his concept of the Four Fruits
Chicken moves to The Castle
Dr. Evil arrives home with a pet chicken to give his wife Buffy. He encounters an accidental death.
Buffy Goes Shopping
Buffy goes to the mall and finds that the mirror is speaking to her.
Bee Girl is aging in Prison
Bee Girl reflects on her past mistakes while in prison.
