Inspirational Writers My three favorite writers are P.G. Wodehouse, David Foster Wallace, and William Burroughs. All of them have had a big influence on my writing. My goal to write a post modern novel. I have been working on this novel since 2004. When I get an idea for it, I sometimes put my stories … Continue reading Inspirational Writers
Author: macy grant
Macy image maker
When Macy was about 10, she looked at herself and did not like what she saw. She was unacceptably ugly, fat, and unloveable. So, the only way to feel better was to remake her image and be someone slim, and glamorous. She decided to make a career of helping people shed unattractive images. When she … Continue reading Macy image maker
Cognitive Dissonance
Woodleaf: “Cracky, I have a wonderful idea.” Cracky: “No, bad idea!” Woodleaf: “We get Charles Manson to perform for the 50th anniversary of the Summer Of Love.” Macy: “As your media rep, I have to advise you that this is bad idea.” Woodleaf: “It’s a great idea. Imagine the Cognitive Dissonance that will affect the … Continue reading Cognitive Dissonance
Cracky Contracts Leprosy
Parrot Leprosy 5/23/2017 When Woodleaf was holding G and her daughters hostage in Canada, he forced them to sing a song about "Beautiful Kimjongilia", which in case you did not know is a Begonia Bulb this cultivar was created.... We don’t really care, go look it up, the point being, it looks like any other … Continue reading Cracky Contracts Leprosy
Helping
Macy to Woodleaf "You could have been there, helping me, but you focused on things that were not even real at the time. These things were delusions. Today, I think upon all the lost time, and all of the lost opportunities. Lost time that can never be made up. Planet Juniper, nothing came of it. … Continue reading Helping
Squirrel Nut Butters
Macy was planting Squirrel Nut Butters. Three rows of each. Which one will it be? She decided on the most direct one, but it was going to take a lot of soil prep to make this happen.
Have your people call
Macy and Woodleaf wanted to talk to each other, but they don’t want to talk to each other. Have your fake person call my fake person. Each having invented fake people, the fake people could chat freely with each other until they delicately bring up the themselves, such as David would like to know (who … Continue reading Have your people call
The Nut Tree
"My Woodard Fern Died," said Macy sadly. "I guess it could not take the cold from Dr. Evil's freeze ray. There is nothing left to do but pack up and move to Vacaville, California." And hope for the Nut Tree to return.
Macy was getting a lot of writing done without demonic interruptions
G had a large family. How many dolls did they have? What were their names? In G’s infamous story “My Story”, these questions are asked. Woodleaf made up the whole thing himself. He found it difficult to write as he thought a stupid person would write. Especially when he was so stoned. Now they have … Continue reading Macy was getting a lot of writing done without demonic interruptions
Weepy
Having failed relationships with The Bikini Killer and Jesse James Hollow, Woodleaf set his sight on Weepy-Voiced Killer. First he did some updates on his fake girlfriend’s photo, and her website biography giving her a whole family similar the Rafe phenom on days of her lives. Although she was not really white, coloring her eyes … Continue reading Weepy
