Girl Reporter: What do you want to talk about in your interview today?
GR: If you don’t have anything that you want to talk about I have prepared some questions. First of all, Woodleaf, exactly is it that you do?
Woodleaf: I am a writer, but also a conductor and a composer, and a businessman.
GR: Do you play an instrument?
W: I do not.
GR: Are you a performance artist?
W: Certainly not, if you were to imply that I would perform for the amusement of others.
GR: Tell me about the begonia that was blooming in the bottom of Lake Blanca.
W: That was part of my story. A begonia is incapable of blooming in the bottom of a lake. The begonia could have been a symbol of hope. I will leave it to the readers to draw their own conclusions.
W: It was blooming, until it died of neglect and inclement weather. Here is a picture of it that I saved. You can use this in the article. Thank you again for interviewing me. You are a gracious young lady.