Dr. Evil: How could you, Buffy?
Buffy: I am really sorry. I will never do it again.
Dr. Evil: You invited these degenerate people into our lives, and now one of them has clearly over indulged in drugs and drowned in our hot tub.
Buffy: I am really sorry, I feel terrible. I was lonely. You are always away on business. I wanted friends. I wanted to feel popular and like I had friends.
Dr. Evil: Who was this woman?
Dr. Buffy: She was one of Woodleaf’s wives
Dr. Evil: I knew it. Woodleaf is the source of all types of troubles and criminal acts. But, Woodleaf is going to get us out of this. I am going to call him right now.
Dr. Evil to Woodleaf: Who was this woman?
Woodleaf: She was Veronica Dare one of my ex wives. She was Asian, but she wanted to be white, so I took pity on her. But, her tendency to play metal music, in particular from the group Iron Maiden, disturbed my peace and quiet made me throw her out of the apartment.
Woodleaf was searching, now, not for any racially pure utopia where he would be treated like a the leader and dictator he always dreamed of, but for a kidney since he had ruined his kidneys with ketamine.
Soundtrack set to Thomas Dolby’s song “Search for the Truth”
note: replace Truth with Kidney
If Woodleaf asks you to go Mexico with him and take Ketamine. And after taking Ketamine you wake up in a bathtub filled with Ice and a missing kidney. Don’t say you were not warned.
Apparently, Woodleaf had suffered a stroke due his excessive drug use which caused one of his eyes to go a bit wonky, and after that he lost interest in taking so many drugs.
Woodleaf: Macy and I are focusing on the concert to repopulate Castle Fluffy Clouds, and we have no time for your petty amusements Dr. Evil.