Woodleaf: Macy, I have decided the Strawberry Field In Asylum, California is a much better place for the Mason Concert than inside the city of San Francisco.

It’s basically a field, like Woodstock. It’s a great place for a concert. The Four Fruits are apple for red, but if we change the red apple to red strawberry, I believe the Four Fruits could be forced to pick up the tab for the concert which will, of course, be free to the public. I will then work the crowd and hand out coupons for a free vacation stay at Castle Fluffy Clouds to only the most attractive people. In this way, I can repopulate Castle Fluffy Clouds, as soon as I am able to get rid that soon to be homeless alien, your ex boss at the Origination. He opened the doors, and let everyone leave Castle Fluffy Clouds.

Macy: smiles weakly, “Yes, of course, a very good plan. But how can we get Manson there?”

Woodleaf: That is still to be determined. The Mexicans are refusing the dig the tunnel without pay, and we don’t have any cash flow to pay them. You and the Girl Reporter need to go there and check it out. Tell GR that she needs to write an online article on some miniature donkeys that live there.

Woodleaf decided that cutting the flyers into quarters was still big and he wanted them cut again to be half the size making them eights, and then he thought the eights were big, so he ordered the size reduced by half again making them sixteenths. But, no one saw past the letter head he was using. People got so upset by his letterhead, that they failed to read the information about the Event he was promoting. This was his letterhead.

Help Me
Woodleaf selected this letter head to go on the top of his press releases, but the prisoners of Castle Fluffy Clouds used PhotoShop to send out a message to the World.

When he got a poor response, he decided to stop using flyers at all. There would be a better way to promote Castle Fluffy Clouds, then to hand out flyers or have them be placed in various locations such as the Book Store with the Dreamachine. Unbeknownst to Woodleaf the inmates were trying to slip hidden messages into the flyers in a vain attempt to communicate with the outside world and hope for rescue.

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