Castle Fluffy Clouds


The Fluffy Cat that will hold you and never let you go. He name is Princess Fluffy

rolling over shapren autored

In Switzerland, there is a place, that is on a very high hill called Castle Fluffy Clouds. I made an unscheduled stop there and ended up staying overnight. The castle was owned by a group of ladies. People would come and stay a few nights and pay what they could. It was a flophouse. There were a lot of young people there, mostly students. They would just go to sleep anywhere like on the floor, and Macy had to pick her way carefully around them. The lay out was kind of narrow. The hill it was built on was narrow, and it three stories, and a lot of stairs. There was a woman in charge who was giving me a tour and telling me all about the place. They sold a special type of laundry detergent. It was flattened out like a paste and just a small amount was needed to wash clothes. I looked at all the different colors I was shown to selection some to purchase. They were all earth tones; browns, blacks, and off whites. I decided on some of the lighter and some of the darker shades to wash both dark and light colored clothes. I packed it up, and took it with me. I proceeded to try to find my next nights lodging, so I could take my flight  back to California. But, I could not find it, and ended up going in a loop and ending up back at Castle Fluffy Clouds, which was a very nice place to stay. I wanted to stay, but things had changed. The women expressed their dissatisfaction, and they wanted me to buy Castle Fluffy Clouds. They said I could have a mortgage that would only cost me $20 dollars a month, but I was concerned about what type of repairs the place might need. I did not know the total selling price of the castle. I assumed, I was to assume their mortgage. How could I manage the castle if I did not stay there full-time? I had to get back to California for business reasons. I hemmed and hawed about signing the contract to buy Castle Fluffy Clouds. My cat, Princess Fluffy, woke me from my dream.

End Dream

Notes on Castle Fluffy Clouds

Because Macy would not or could not buy Castle Fluffy Clouds, it fell into the hands of Woodleaf.

Mortgages may be set in sets of 20s, 20 dollars, 200 dollars or 2000 dollars. For example David The Alien claimed his mortgage was set at $200 a month.  Macy’s mortgage is set at 2000 dollars per month, but Woodleaf’s was set at only $20 because the Castle is old and needs a lot of upkeep.

When people came to Fluffy Clouds Woodleaf did not want them leave, similar to Jeffrey Dahmer. Woodleaf noticed when they were just being polite to him and were thinking about leaving. It would be impolite for them to leave. They would have to stay forever. He started locking them in.

“I hate people when they’re not polite”  from the song “Psycho Killer” by the Talking Heads, is often played in the at Castle Fluffy Clouds over large speakers. The people are afraid to leave. No one is allowed to mention leaving or terminating their interactions with Woodleaf. Woodleaf is extremely touchy and the slightest little thing can send him into a rage.

Woodleaf hands out the flyers, himself, at events in major cities such as New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Seattle. He enjoys circulating the crowd, and making small talk with the event goers. He is a man of many contradictions. He can be talkative and friendly or angry and withdrawn and no one knows which way the pendulum will swing.

Woodleaf wanted Macy to be in charge of  creating the Castle Fluffy Clouds Flyers. The Flyers are smaller than a piece of binder paper, but bigger than a business card. Each one is about a fourth of the size of a sheet of binder paper. It is possible to print the flyers as if they are four images and then cut the paper into four pieces. The backs of the flyers  say “David Woodleaf the Supreme Ruler of the Universe.”

older castle

Castle Fluffy Clouds is a ruined Castle

The Castle after the planned renovation.







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