A Family

Macy was getting a lot of writing done without demonic interruptions. Jack was away.

G had a large family. How many dolls did they have? What were their names? In G’s infamous story “My Story”, these questions are asked. Woodleaf made up the whole thing himself. He found it difficult to write as he thought a stupid person would write. Especially, when he was so stoned. Now they have all disappeared. But, don’t worry Press Girl Heidi Many Hats was on the case. She was not buying Woodleaf’s story that no one was missing because these people were all fake.g

HH: Tell me Woodleaf, how did this all start?

WL: It all began when no one would leave positive comments on my many sites like Planet Juniper and Nueva Germania.  When I kicked them all off, there were no comments left so I began to write my own fake comments.  They were exaggerated comments, no one was meant to believe them as real. By and by, they wanted everyone to have an online profile, so I got to work creating fake people. My favorites were wives and girlfriends.

HH: How many fake wives do you have?

WL: I think seven, no maybe six, or eleven. I lost count. Are you counting just wives? Then that’s six wives and many more girlfriends.

Veronica Dare, was the girl who ended up dead in a hot tub. Dr. Evil called me up. He was very upset. He kept murmuring “Fatty Arbuckle,” and No Way.”

“Woodleaf,” he said to me, “Get down here to the Castle with your strongest body dissolving acid.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about,”  I said, coyly.

HH: But, what about the disappeared family?

WL: They never existed in the first place. Photoshopped. No crime was ever committed, we can all go home and eat cheese.

To be clear: Dr. Evil does not live at Castle Fluffy Clouds, he lives in a house in San Francisco called, The Castle. Castle Fluffy Clouds is in Europe.

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