G had a large family. How many childhood dolls did they have? What kind of dolls were they? Likely they were Easy to Dress Clone Dolls for younger girls. In G’s infamous story “My Story”, these questions are asked.
Woodleaf made up the whole thing himself. He found it difficult to write as he thought a stupid person would write, especially, when he was so stoned. This explains all the typos and misspellings. Woodleaf did not want anything to break his flow of creative thought when he was writing. The Girl Reporter was on the case. She was not buying Woodleaf’s story that no one was missing because these people were all fake.
Girl Reporter: Tell me Woodleaf, how did this all start?
Woodleaf: It all began when no one would leave positive comments on my many sites like Planet Juniper and Nueva Germania. When I banned all the people who left negative comments, there were no comments left so I began to write my own fake comments. By and by, Google, Facebook and Instagram wanted everyone to have an online profile in order to comment, so I got to work creating fake people.
Veronica Dare, was the woman, who ended up dead in a hot tub. Dr. Evil called me up. He was very upset. He kept murmuring “Fatty Arbuckle,” and “No Way.”
“Woodleaf,” he said to me, “Get down here to the Castle with your strongest body dissolving acid.”
“I don’t know what you are talking about,” I said, coyly.
HH: But, what about the disappeared family?
WL: They never existed in the first place. Photoshopped. No crime was ever committed, we can all go home and eat cheese.
To be clear: Dr. Evil does not live at Castle Fluffy Clouds, he lives in a house in San Francisco called, The Castle. Castle Fluffy Clouds is in Switzerland. It is a ruined Castle.