Having failed relationships with The Bikini Killer and Jesse James Hollow, Woodleaf set his sight on Weepy-Voiced Killer. First he did some updates on his fake girlfriend’s photo, and her website biography giving her a whole family similar the Rafe phenom on days of her lives. Although she was not really white, coloring her eyes blue or green with photoship, he gave her parents, an uncle, all added to Wikipedia, next a brother would be created to be Woodleaf’s Bestie. He realized having a parrot as his best friend probably made people think he was strange.
Imagine the money he could get on go fund yourself, if he pointed out that his fake wife was missing and likely a victim of the Weepy-Voiced Killer. He practiced making phone called to the police. “Hello, I am sorry I killed that woman with the beautiful singing voice with an Ice Pick. I think she was Mrs. Woodleaf, Oh God Forever me, I am going to Hell.”