Veronica Dare

Prologue: When one searches for White Castle one finds only sites about a hamburger chain. Castle Fluffy Clouds is not so much a white castle as a place where only white people are allowed.

Woodleaf: There was once a not quite white person allowed inside Castle Fluffy Clouds. Her name was Veronica Dare.  I allowed her to remain and her photo to be included on the website. She wears either blue or green contacts.  I photoshopped to make her look younger. She loved the way I photoshopped her. Her admiration for me and mine for her, caused us to get married on impulse. Marry in haste, regret at leisure, and so it was for us.

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Veronica Dare looks like she was made out of plastic. She was a living doll before the tragic situation.

Cracky: Book!

Woodleaf: That is right, Cracky, book. You are such a smart parrot and such a good boy.

Ann: I think Cracky wants to write a book.

Woodleaf: That’s impossible! Cracky can’t write a book.

Ann: He can hold a pencil or a pen in his foot. I think we should leave him alone with pencils and pens that he can hold in his claw and some paper, and see if he can write a book.

Woodleaf: If we leave him alone with the computer he can type out of a book using his beak one key at a time! A brilliant idea, Ann. We will see what kind of book Cracky writes for us.

I, myself, am in the processing of writing a book, and the working title is “I Wished I were a Pigeon.” The premise is about Raoul Loveday. He wanted to be an aggressive pigeon and not a dove of peace. I came up with the idea after drinking a whole bottle of red wine by myself. That is because you (Ann) refuse to drink alcohol, but you certainly have been eating quite a bit of pizza with white sauce.

Ann: We both prefer Ketamine, but it’s been so hard to get. We have not any in years. If you could get me some speed pills, I could lose weight. It has been so hard to lose weight. I am feel hungry all the time. I am stress eating and know I should not do that.


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