Prologue: When one searches for white castle one finds only sites about a hamburger chain. Castle Fluffy Clouds is not so much a white castle as a place where only white people are allowed.
Woodleaf: There was once a Asian Person allowed inside Castle Fluffy Clouds. Her name was Veronica Dare. I allowed her to remain and her photo to be included on the website. She can have green or blue eyes by using colored contacts, and I photoshopped her a lot to make her look younger. She loved the way I photoshopped her. Her admiration for me and mine for her, cause us to get married on impulse. Marry in haste, regret at leisure and so it was for us.
I thought, since Nietzsche has a sister, I should have a sister. As you know, there has been a book about Nietzsche and his sister. So, I made up an imaginary sister and placed her just one block over from Macy’s rental house.
Woodleaf: That is right, Cracky, book. You are such a smart parrot and such a good boy.
Ann: I think Cracky wants to write a book.
Woodleaf: That’s impossible! Cracky can’t write a book.
Ann: He can hold a pencil or a pen in his foot. I think we should leave him alone with pencils and pens that he can hold in his claw and some paper and see if he can write a book.
Woodleaf: If we leave him alone with the computer, he can type out of a book using his beak one key at a time! A brilliant idea, Ann. We will see what kind of book Cracky writes for us.