Woodleaf: Imagine my horror when I noticed Goggle had blocked Castle Fluffy Clouds from appearing in the search results? When one searches for white castle one finds only sites about a hamburger chain. Castle Fluffy Clouds is not so much a white castle as a place where only white people are allowed. There was once a Asian Person allowed inside Castle Fluffy Clouds. Her name was Veronica Dare. I allowed her to remain and her photo to be included on the website. I am not saying she was based on a woman named Tequila, but maybe she was. But, all of this is changing, as the story unfolds. This is her photo. She can have green or blue eyes by using colored contacts.
I used Photoshop on photo of the funny little man to apply a fruit sticker to his chest in the photo of me and him together.
Macy has a theory that when I marched myself up to his head quarters to interview him, they must have thrown me out. I made up the whole interview, but then I continued to campaign against him. I placed him inside Castle Fluffy Clouds with the other inmates, I mean prisoners, I mean people I had to lock up so they would not leave me. Did they find this Tiny Tailor to be funny? Does he bring delight to Castle Fluffy Clouds? Was his wedding at Castle Fluffy Clouds the event of the social season? Why do I hate him? He may have killed my imaginary sister who lived on an imaginary street in San Francisco, that I made up using Goggle Maps. I guess not, since my sister is imaginary, but I thought, since Nietzsche has a sister, I should have a sister. As you know there has been a book about Nietzche and his sister.
Woodleaf: That is right, Cracky, book. You are such a smart parrot and such a good boy.
Ann: I think Cracky wants to write a book.
Woodleaf: That’s impossible! Cracky can’t write a book.
Ann: He can hold a pencil or a pen in his foot. I think we should leave him alone with pencils and pens that he can hold in his claw and some paper and see if he can write a book.
Woodleaf: If we leave him alone with the computer, he can type out of a book using his beak one key at a time! A brilliant idea, Ann. We will see what kind of book Cracky writes for us.