Woodleaf: ( in a private moment with his pet parrot) In the past, when someone agreed to back my imaginary projects and jokes, I rewarded them. I praised them in print on my website at Planet Juniper. I knew they felt this made it worth saying and doing stupid and ridiculous things. But, strangely, it caused some of them to begin screaming and threatening legal action if they noticed what I had done. If they did not notice I would keep my joke online for a long time. There was the case of a woman named Cherryl Wilson. I killed her 2004 using the Wishing Machine and furthermore, I made her disappear from the internet completely. She had slighted me a minor way. She did not approve of me conducting a memorial for a holocaust victim after all of my Wagneresque leanings. Maybe I should have talked to her to see if we could have worked things out, but that was not my style. I wanted to do the memorial, because it was so funny. It was another with of saying F U to the Four Fruits. And now Cherryl is dead, and waiting to have it out with me in the good place or the bad place depending on which way I go. Do I go with God, as in thoughts of God, or to I continue to go with Satan? I am uncertain.
Sometimes I forgot to check Planet Juniper for years. Then I had an accident with the illegal copy of dreamweaver I was using. I refused to pay the ridiculous sum of $399 for the full version. So, now Planet Juniper is in a state of being hardly used. The Juniper Hills Association is made up of senile old people who I was easily able to trick with my idea of having Juniper Hills be a sister city to Neuva Germania which I tried to make even more upsetting by including Josef Mengele as a resident. But, it did not work out. People can read about it in the SF Gate online. It upset Macy a lot, and she took it upon herself to remove the false burden of Josef Mengele. I told her stop it at once, you are ruining my art. Now she knows not to do that anymore. I like upsetting Macy. I don’t know why she has not quit me yet. Everything I did, I did with an eye as how much would Macy hate it. The more she hated it the more I loved it, and the funnier it became to me. But one day, in 2011, I realized Macy was right, and I needed to clean up my image, and remove the Nazi associations. But I still love Wagner, and Macy still hates Wagner. Macy took to Burroughs and became a super fan. We now agree more then we disagree.
When something negative happened, I used to assume the Four Fruits were responsible for turning the people, whom I wished to collaborate with against me. But, I have changed Cracky. That was a long time ago. I have become a kinder gentler man.
Cracky: I don’t know. I am just a parrot. I am sure as the human in this relationship, you will make the right choices. I am really a parrot. I eat sunflower seeds, and fly around the room, if you let me out of the cage.
Woodleaf: There was the case of the Soprano who sung on the Jungle Book record. When I placed her in a Lionized position on Planet Juniper she changed her name, gave up singing and moved to Europe to become a nanny. Will these indignations never stop? You even changed your name, Cracky, on Facebook. So, I decided I would change also. More changes are coming Cracky. Just wait and see how my story changes.
A strange prediction made by Macy on July 17, 2004, unfortunately came truth. I had misled Macy into thinking that this event had occurred in the past. She did not catch on to my joke until years later. If statements made about future events comes true, can it even be called a prediction later on, when the “prediction” was a mere statement of fact?